3 New Words For 2011 by schm3cky

Awfsome - Something so awful it's awesome. Example What happened to This Picasso, "Le Reve" in Vegas, could not stay in Vegas. I know what's on her mind.

The Short Version
"Wynn stepped away from the painting, and there, smack in the middle of Marie-Therese Walter's plump and allegedly-erotic forearm, was a black hole the size of a silver dollar - or, to be more exactly, the size of the tip of Steve Wynn's elbow"
Yep, That Steve Wynn 

Grabbage - It's stuff you put on the street for others to grab and it's not garbage. Example

Mutiful - A horrible singer that is beautiful.

 

    ~schm3cky~

The Bechdel Test


Have you ever heard of it?
It's for movies and it goes like this...

• Are there at least two women? (A variation requires they have names)
• Do they talk to each other?
• About something other than a man or men?

It's amazing how many movies don't pass.
Here is the opening scene for my screenplay.


Mary Lee Davis is walking to the coffee shop.
She sees an old friend from school, Nancy Ann Williamson.
Mary: Nancy! I haven't seen you is so long!
Nancy: Mary! So good to see you! Let's grab a cup of coffee and talk.
Mary: Sure, What do you want to talk about?
Nancy: Anything but a man.
Mary: Or men!
Nancy: Amen!
Both: Hahahahahaha!
   ~schm3cky~

5 Reasons

I'm a Better Driver Than You

1. I Don't Tailgate. 
   Count three Mississippi  when the car you're following passes an object.
   If you pass the same object before the three count, you're too close.

2. I Don't Impede Traffic. 
   If someone is driving faster than me, I get out of the way. 

3. I Slow Down When it Rains and Give Even More Room.

4. I Don't Act as Though I'm the Only One Picking Someone Up at the BART Station.

5. I Don't Talk or Text on the Phone, Play Trumpet, Put on Make Up, Shave, Read, Write, Watch RT.V., Sleep or Have Out of Body Experiences When I'm Driving.
   ~schm3cky~

Easy Way to Name Your Band


Random Wikipedia articles generate better band names than many people can. Watch...(I go to wikipedia and hit random article)

F.I.R.E. (Fully Integrated Robotised Engine) ha!
Pronounced "Ef eye ari".
   ~schm3cky~ 

Don't Name Your Band That

Seriously, Talk to me first. I could have saved your band a lot of trouble, "Tasters Choice". I'm not sure, but I bet there is or was a band by that name. I will google it now...Ha ha, I knew it!

Tasters Choice  They did change their name to "Tasters", but that's not much better.  Here I go.  They're from Italy so I'm thinking...

Ladies and Gentleman! All the way from Italy to break it off it your ass.                                Will you welcome...

BOOT! 

   ~schm3cky~