2011: The Year of The Revolutions

I am very excited for the people of 

North Africa and The Middle East.

I believe that 2011 will got down as, 

"The Year of The Revolutions."

There is a "Map of the Protests" and you can follow it on 

google Earth.

According to The Guardian,  

Gaddafi may be on the run. 

Two Libyan jet fighters landed in Malta and the pilots claimed they were ordered to bomb protesters.
Also...

A Sunni cleric has called for a Fatwa on Gaddafi, 

according to reports at AGI and many other sources. 

   ~schm3cky~

Egypt Ejects Mubarak

http://www.guardian.co.uk/

Congratulations Egyptians!

   ~schm3cky~

Apparently, The Revolution WILL be Televised.

And Whitey's No Longer on The Moon.


  ~schm3cky~

Seriously,
02/10/2011 and I'm watching history unfold in Egypt.
Hosni Mubarak is about to step down, maybe.

The View From My Computer

It's 11:20 AM here in Berkeley.
I will update as I see fit.

~schm3cky~

Ready to Share My Wisdom
Wisdom, I has it.

Let's start with, "The Chicken and The Egg".
This one is easy.
The Egg came first. You can't have a chicken without an egg, but you can get an egg without a chicken.
Anything that comes from an egg needs the egg first.
An egg formed from some primordial ooze.
Mmmmm, Primordial ooze.
Good name for a band?
Their first album would be called, "Egg".
Second album - "Chicken"
Third album - "Egg II"
Then the band breaks up and forms splinter groups.
"Flock of Chickens"
"Egg Salad Sammich" (ESS).
 And
"The Chicks"
            ~schm3cky~

3 New Words For 2011 by schm3cky

Awfsome - Something so awful it's awesome. Example What happened to This Picasso, "Le Reve" in Vegas, could not stay in Vegas. I know what's on her mind.

The Short Version
"Wynn stepped away from the painting, and there, smack in the middle of Marie-Therese Walter's plump and allegedly-erotic forearm, was a black hole the size of a silver dollar - or, to be more exactly, the size of the tip of Steve Wynn's elbow"
Yep, That Steve Wynn 

Grabbage - It's stuff you put on the street for others to grab and it's not garbage. Example

Mutiful - A horrible singer that is beautiful.

 

    ~schm3cky~

The Bechdel Test


Have you ever heard of it?
It's for movies and it goes like this...

• Are there at least two women? (A variation requires they have names)
• Do they talk to each other?
• About something other than a man or men?

It's amazing how many movies don't pass.
Here is the opening scene for my screenplay.


Mary Lee Davis is walking to the coffee shop.
She sees an old friend from school, Nancy Ann Williamson.
Mary: Nancy! I haven't seen you is so long!
Nancy: Mary! So good to see you! Let's grab a cup of coffee and talk.
Mary: Sure, What do you want to talk about?
Nancy: Anything but a man.
Mary: Or men!
Nancy: Amen!
Both: Hahahahahaha!
   ~schm3cky~

5 Reasons

I'm a Better Driver Than You

1. I Don't Tailgate. 
   Count three Mississippi  when the car you're following passes an object.
   If you pass the same object before the three count, you're too close.

2. I Don't Impede Traffic. 
   If someone is driving faster than me, I get out of the way. 

3. I Slow Down When it Rains and Give Even More Room.

4. I Don't Act as Though I'm the Only One Picking Someone Up at the BART Station.

5. I Don't Talk or Text on the Phone, Play Trumpet, Put on Make Up, Shave, Read, Write, Watch RT.V., Sleep or Have Out of Body Experiences When I'm Driving.
   ~schm3cky~