5 Reasons

I'm a Better Driver Than You

1. I Don't Tailgate. 
   Count three Mississippi  when the car you're following passes an object.
   If you pass the same object before the three count, you're too close.

2. I Don't Impede Traffic. 
   If someone is driving faster than me, I get out of the way. 

3. I Slow Down When it Rains and Give Even More Room.

4. I Don't Act as Though I'm the Only One Picking Someone Up at the BART Station.

5. I Don't Talk or Text on the Phone, Play Trumpet, Put on Make Up, Shave, Read, Write, Watch RT.V., Sleep or Have Out of Body Experiences When I'm Driving.
   ~schm3cky~