|You know who else liked aliens?|
In the future we will have a new enemy. Aliens!
Outer Space Aliens!
You watch, when everyone finally realizes that we are all just humans, then the powers that be will start collecting money to fight the, "Evil Reptilians," or the, "Greys What Wanna' Anal Probe You."
There are already so many believers that it will be easy.
Government Official: So, remember that, "Roswell," stuff?
Yeah, it was real. We didn't want to scare anyone so we tried to keep it to ourselves. But all you really smart UFO hunter folk kept us on our toes. We worked tirelessly just to stay one step ahead of you. I, for one, am very happy to be able to commend all of you now for your courage and drive to find the truth. And here it is.
The Aliens want to eat us all and take over The Earth!
We need all of your money to fight this menace. The future of the planet depends on it.