Saturday, March 26, 2011

Schm3ckydumoss Predicts
You know who else liked aliens?
In the future we will have a new enemy. Aliens!
Outer Space Aliens!
You watch, when everyone finally realizes that we are all just humans, then the powers that be will start collecting money to fight the, "Evil Reptilians," or the, "Greys What Wanna' Anal Probe You." 
There are already so many believers that it will be easy.
Government Official: So, remember that, "Roswell," stuff?
Yeah, it was real. We didn't want to scare anyone so we tried to keep it to ourselves. But all you really smart UFO hunter folk kept us on our toes. We worked tirelessly just to stay one step ahead of you. I, for one, am very happy to be able to commend all of you now for your courage and drive to find the truth. And here it is. 
The Aliens want to eat us all and take over The Earth!
We need all of your money to fight this menace. The future of the planet depends on it.


Friday, March 4, 2011

5 Reasons I am a Better Pedestrian Than You

 1. When crossing at a signal where cars are turning, I don't start crossing if the, "Don't walk" signal is on unless there are no cars.
 2. If by slowing down or speeding up I can help facilitate traffic, both vehicular and pedestrian, I will.
 3. When in heavy foot traffic I am aware of others behind me and try to get out of the way if I am unsure or undecided on where I am going.

4. I pass oncoming foot traffic to the right and overtake people on the left.

5. I remember, sometimes I'm in a car...
or on a bike.



Monday, February 21, 2011

2011: The Year of The Revolutions

I am very excited for the people of 
North Africa and The Middle East.
I believe that 2011 will got down as, 
"The Year of The Revolutions."

There is a "Map of the Protests" and you can follow it on 
google Earth.

According to The Guardian,  
Gaddafi may be on the run. 
Two Libyan jet fighters landed in Malta and the pilots claimed they were ordered to bomb protesters.
A Sunni cleric has called for a Fatwa on Gaddafi
according to reports at AGI and many other sources. 

Friday, February 11, 2011

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Apparently, The Revolution WILL be Televised.

And Whitey's No Longer on The Moon.

02/10/2011 and I'm watching history unfold in Egypt.
Hosni Mubarak is about to step down, maybe.
The View From My Computer

It's 11:20 AM here in Berkeley.
I will update as I see fit.


Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Ready to Share My Wisdom
Wisdom, I has it.

Let's start with, "The Chicken and The Egg".
This one is easy.
The Egg came first. You can't have a chicken without an egg, but you can get an egg without a chicken.
Anything that comes from an egg needs the egg first.
An egg formed from some primordial ooze.
Mmmmm, Primordial ooze.
Good name for a band?
Their first album would be called, "Egg".
Second album - "Chicken"
Third album - "Egg II"
Then the band breaks up and forms splinter groups.
"Flock of Chickens"
"Egg Salad Sammich" (ESS).
"The Chicks"